soooo why should

you wanna meet me? 


Well to begin, I’ve been told I have “good chaotic energy”,

which is definitely better than bad chaotic energy so that’s a real plus.


Also, I still own my childhood Heeley’s,

which shows I have impeccable taste. 


I’ll always support you in counting potatoes as part of your daily vegetable intake,

which is important, because, you know…broccoli 🥴 


And, not to mention, I have finally learned to spell the word “restaurant”

just incorrectly enough for autocorrect to figure out what I meant. 



Let's Talk!


cell 706.910.2688 Feel free to text me, just don't bring up restauraunts 👀

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